"It's like riding a bike: you never really forget.."

Naturally I would be the one to prove that simile inaccurate.

My cousin's fiance (they're pretty cute) fixed up a road bike he found and I bought it. It's a wonderful piece of machinery. Take a looksie:

I needed to give it a test run and yeah, I haven't EXACTLY ridden an actual bike in, like, five years, so YEAH I'm a liiiiiittle rusty and yeah, I did run into the curb and fall after riding for about 2 seconds. And yeah, all witness did laugh at me and feel really bad for me because I apparently am handicapped.
Don't worry.
I will master this thing.